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Underwater Room, Manta Resort.

The Underwater Room is a three-storey floating platform by Manta ResortThe bottommost part is submerged under water, whilst the upper 

I need a sugar daddy…

^^LOL

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ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

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Dear 10-Year-Old Self,
Before you ask me when you have your first kiss or if you’ll ever have a boyfriend, I need to tell you some more important stuff first. What’s more important than a first kiss, you ask? Plenty.
First of all, don’t let that kid in your class, Danny, who called you fat, make you self-consciously wear oversized sweatshirts for the next four years to hide your body. That kid is horrible and years from now he will be boring and bald and trying to get in touch with you to come to the set of the TV show you work on. No, you don’t work on Cheers. That show’s not on the air anymore. That would’ve been awesome, though.
Another thing: Say thank you, always. Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion. When you’re grateful, people are attracted to you.
Also: Make sure you appreciate Mom and Dad. Yes, they never seem to let you do anything now except read books. Once you turn 18 you’ll never get to live with them again, and you’ll live far away, and you will miss them so much it hurts.
Next: Learn forgiveness and bestow it generously.
Finally: Don’t let anyone give you any crap. Mastering a balance of these last two will take you a lifetime, so you had better get started now.
Mindy Kaling

Dear 10-Year-Old Self,

Before you ask me when you have your first kiss or if you’ll ever have a boyfriend, I need to tell you some more important stuff first. What’s more important than a first kiss, you ask? Plenty.

First of all, don’t let that kid in your class, Danny, who called you fat, make you self-consciously wear oversized sweatshirts for the next four years to hide your body. That kid is horrible and years from now he will be boring and bald and trying to get in touch with you to come to the set of the TV show you work on. No, you don’t work on Cheers. That show’s not on the air anymore. That would’ve been awesome, though.

Another thing: Say thank you, always. Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion. When you’re grateful, people are attracted to you.

Also: Make sure you appreciate Mom and Dad. Yes, they never seem to let you do anything now except read books. Once you turn 18 you’ll never get to live with them again, and you’ll live far away, and you will miss them so much it hurts.

Next: Learn forgiveness and bestow it generously.

Finally: Don’t let anyone give you any crap. Mastering a balance of these last two will take you a lifetime, so you had better get started now.

Mindy Kaling

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Anonymous asked: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

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officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

Best post I’ve ever seen

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tastefullyoffensive:

Mmmmnope. [pbs]

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sfgcrazy:

so bum and belt went on another date I see (ahhh, giants fans inside jokes) creds to @hayleebelt ‘s Instagram.
happy birthday Brandon!

sfgcrazy:

so bum and belt went on another date I see (ahhh, giants fans inside jokes) creds to @hayleebelt ‘s Instagram.
happy birthday Brandon!

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays.

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays.

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 Last messages from Survivors and Students trapped inside the ferry
... PRAY FOR SOUTH KOREA

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fashion-clue:

www.fashionclue.net | Fashion Tumblr, Trends & Models

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www.fashionclue.net | Fashion Tumblr, Trends & Models

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puppiesarerad:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

I’m fucking sobbing.

OLD PEOPLE WITH PUPPIES MIGHT BE CUTER THAN KIDS WITH PUPPIES

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thatfunnyblog:

Bunny falls asleep
Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

Bunny falls asleep

Funny Stuff you like?

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thecoveteur:

In the bag. @sauceloves #TheCoveteurDoesDubai

thecoveteur:

In the bag. @sauceloves #TheCoveteurDoesDubai